> What was the url for that webpage you found, with the naked woman called
> Tinkerbell? She was big!
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LOL, she had a badly packed kebab too. I can't find it, she was on blueyonder though if anyone wants to google for it.

Babs? Urgh no! Mebee 25 years ago, but she'd have a 'badly packed kebab' by now!

In brief, with the expletives deleted (which also served to make the story considerably shorter), it involved various quantities of cider, alcho-pops and shots, going to the kebab shop, getting said kebab, walking home, stopping to answer the call of nature on the grass and falling asleep mid-pee. Her badly packed kebab had been on view for all to see.

Badly packed kebab

Meaning

Noun