I sat down today and began to compose my first proper smutfic. I had Mulder & Scully in their office, built up the tension, heated the dialogue and even got as far as a fervent undressing and naked clench on his desk.

I haven't really ventured outside Philedom, but I did check out a male written "smutfic" once because I was curious how guys would write "smut." I was disappointed. No insights into the male psyche there. ;)

A lot of the smutfics I've read lately (not on this list) are rushed, ill-conceived, or boring/uninspiring to read. They're such chores to read and a smutfic should *never* be a chore.

So, don't fret. There is always subtext to be found if you believe there is.And, if you get tired of just imagining it, read some smutfic. I bet you'll find some tasty pairings there.

Oh, thanks. Now I have to go take a cold shower. Or at least write some Xander smutfic.

Yes, when it is NC-17 smutfic involving Mulder and Scully... and practically every other member of the cast.

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