I think I heard a fart. Was it you, Nigel?

This Nicholas anon leet flee a fart,
As greet as it had been a thonder-dent,
That with the strook he was almost y-blent;
And he was redy with his iren hoot,
And Nicholas amidde the ers he smoot.
This Nicholas immediately let fly a fart
As great as if it had been a thunder-bolt,
So that with the stroke he was almost blinded;
And he was ready with his hot iron,
And he smote Nicholas in the middle of the ass.

Reminder that FARTs don't actually believe trans women are men. They don't speak to people they think are men the way they do to trans women.

“Blaming trans people for everything” is to FARTs as Three Blind Mice is to the bloody recorder.

Tellingly, FARTs often end up in alliance with other far right movements with xenophobic, white supremacist, and nativist and ethno-nationalist reactionary politics.

I fart with twenty ladies by; / They call me beast; and what care I?

Above his head the funnel farted black soot into the sky.

We’ve been stuck behind a Ford Escort farting black smoke for ten minutes.

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