I came home early and caught them on the couch having a bit of nookie.

I told you you’d get more nookie than you can shake a stick at if you tell the girls that your wife died. It’s the sympathy vote.

Some men only put up with them because their male ego has convinced them that sooner or later, you'll give in to your natural attraction to them and they'll get some nookie.

“All the guys I'd want to date live in Coeur d'Alene.” She slipped into the sweater, looking far better in it than Holly had. “I don't have time to drive hours for my nookie.”

If you want Cookie's nookie, then ditch the bitch.

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