When I come home, one space monkey is reading to the assembled space monkeys who sit covering the whole first floor. “You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else, and we are all part of the same compost pile.”

When have words ever hurt anyone? The triggered snowflakes at this liberal university are trying to literally murder our freedom of speech.

Fox News pundits claim to be upset because companies are choosing to embrace the "holidays" rather than "Christmas" to avoid offending any liberal snowflakes.

Now, at least in theory, snowflakes on both coasts in withdrawal from Rachel Maddow’s nightly Kremlinology lesson can purchase a whole book to inspire paroxysms of rage. “White” — even the title is a trigger — is a veritable thirst trap for the easily microaggressed.

Within a few minutes of stepping foot on the school grounds, a triggered snowflake called the police. Multiple officers accosted Kevin McMahon, a YAF staffer, and threatened to arrest him for exercising his free speech rights since he was outside the designated "free speech area."

Robertson and colleagues reported 10 patients in four families with lesions similar to those of stage I and stage II snowflake generation.

The authors have recently analyzed a PMMA lens explanted because of snowflake degeneration in the dry and hydrated states.

These defects may be more pronounced in the superior visual field, perhaps corresponding to the inferior predilection for the snowflake lesions.

MS is referred to as a “snowflake” disease because symptoms vary from person to person.

Like a seagull swooping, the white figure of a victim snowflaked against the cliff and then plummeted down.

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