That you wanna get with, lick up in my twat / Gotta hit the spot, if not don't test the poom-poom

At 4pm, the phone went. It was The Sun: 'We hear your daughter's been expelled for cheating at her school exams...'
She'd made a remark to a friend at the end of the German exam and had been pulled up for talking.
As they left the exam room, she muttered that the teacher was a 'twat'. He heard and flipped—a pretty stupid thing to do, knowing the kids were tired and tense after exams. Instead of dropping it, the teacher complained to the Head and Deb was carpeted.

LARGE MOCHA TO GO, MEDIUM CHAI FOR HERE, YOU TWATS

Arnold Rimmer: What are we gonna do?
Dave Lister: Well, I say let's get out there and twat it!

"I'd love to twat her over the head with this. What d'ya reckon?"
"She'd certainly bleed a lot."

That's the only time I have been twatted by someone.

Twat

Meaning

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Verb

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